It should be noted that the kind folks over at Wet Lubricants have graciously sent me some some samples after I wrote a rather scathing review of a survey they did, to which I say, thank you, and I (un)officially endorse WET LUBRICANTS as the lube BRAND OF CHOICE of BootyCallU because STRAWBERRY FLAVORED?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

Needless to say, I will be back soon with a full review of my three samples, but until then, let’s discuss this:

The Tenga Egg, which is a sex toy, FOR DUDES! Each discrete, egg shaped container holds a squishy interior that can be used as, erm… “masturbatory assistance,” if you will. There are six different Tenga Eggs, each with a different type of stimulating interior, from wavy lines to more rigid bumps. According to the website, they can be used for up to a couple uses and then disposed of. A disposable sex toy? It’s what a clean freak and sanitary-nut job like me could only dream of?

Check out the video below for a very, um, “descriptive” display of what the Tenga Egg can provide for you. Probably NSFW unless you work at BCU. Which you don’t. Haha.