Sometimes I think that people wake up one morning and just think, “You know what would be great? Getting on an episode of World’s Dumbest Criminals! So great, and definitely good for our reputations at criminals.”

Then again, there is a reason they are given the title ‘World’s Dumbest’, and it’s because there was probably little to no brain activity used in decision making. Take this duo in Miami, for example, who broke into a woman’s house and stole jewelry, electronics, and a giant container full of what they thought was cocaine. SPOILER ALERT, it wasn’t cocaine.

It was, in fact, the cremated remains of the victim’s father and her two Great Danes. That’s right, master con men Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum inhaled burnt up dead dogs. I wonder how high that got them…