You can always tell the importance and relevance of a celebrity based on the anticipation and wait time for reported sex tapes or nude pics. For example, Kendra Wilkinson’s sex tape took a few weeks before it was released to the world. There were rumors of Paris Hilton’s for over a month before we finally got a glimpse of that green hued amateur porn. And Pamela Anderson with Tommy Lee? Without high speed internet back then, people hit download and waited a full year to see the most plastic-y, Hepatitis C-filled sex tape around.

And then there’s Octomom. If you recall, Nadya Suleman is the unemployed woman with 6 children who gave birth to octuplets in 2009. She intrigued the nation with her complete disregard for normal human child-rearing behavior as well as her creepy obsession with looking like an Angelina Jolie/halibut hybrid. And then a mere two days ago, someone announced that there were some rather, shall we say, unflattering photos of her in black lingerie whipping an overweight man in a diaper and bonnet. You know, par for the course in a Spanish soap opera, but quite strange for a pseudo-celebrity with FOURTEEN CHILDREN. Within two days, though, the pictures were leaked and after another 25 minutes, we were already all over them. The dude is hard to look at and there is a crib in the background, which immediately flipped the photos from shocking to just plain uncomfortable.

Anyway, in case you have a thing for a 14-time mother whipping a 300 pound baby, here ya go. I’m gonna go wash my eyes out with ammonia.