So, confession time.

God this is embarrassing.

::Deep breath::

I am an idiot. Apparently the astrological zodiac has changed. You know the thing people read their horoscopes from? Yeah. That. It changed. Turns out we’ve been reading it wrong all along or something. Why am I embarrassed about this? OH YEAH BECAUSE I HAVE A TATTOO OF (WHAT I THOUGHT WAS) MY ASTROLOGICAL SIGN. I know, I KNOW, I should have been embarrassed about this long, long ago, but hey, it was a dare, and I was drunk, and now I will always remember June 2008 for the time my two male friends got matching tattoos on their asscheeks.

Now, though, it’s even more embarrassing because not only do I have a permanent reminder that I might have an alcohol problem, BUT ALSO it’s not even the right sign. According to the new zodiac, I am now a Libra. Not that it matters because astrology is a joke, but still. STILL. Also, go here if you really want to know what your new sign is.

Either way, it’s all superficial. Who cares. I got a dumb tattoo. It’s like when girls get Chinese writing on their lower back and they think it means peace but it really means chlamydia. Who cares. All I have to say is, sure, I’m walking around with a quarter sized nonsensical symbol on my body, but at least I don’t look like this: