The People’s Choice [aka Probably Won’t Win Any Other] Awards were this week, and people Tweeted the sh*t out of it [MTV.com]

Jaime Pressly got a DUI. More importantly, Jamie Pressly got a DUI with over a .15 BAC. YOINKS. [Celebslam]

Sobe’s new body painted lady is Jessica Szohr and she’s making me feel bad about myself. [The Superficial]

Johnny Weir came out of the closet and everyone was like, “Duh.” [DListed]

So, Jennifer Aniston was definitely maybe drunk at the while presenting Adam Sandler an award. Slippery slope, Jen. [TheBlemish]

NOW Oksana is saying that the only way Mel could keep it up is if he PUNCHED HER IN THE HEAD. [TMZ]

This crazy woman’s name is Happiness, and I wouldn’t have expected anything less. [Gawker]