First (and I mean first. Like LITERALLY ANCIENT) came the Kama Sutra. Then came the elusive Snuggie Sutra. And now, fresh off the 2010 holiday season, we bring you the most festive of sutras: The Cookie Sutra. According to its tagline, “Where imaginations are fertile, love will never grow sale, nor crumble,” which is cute, in a don’t-you-dare-bring-gi9ngerbread-into-my-bed-you-freak type of way.

The book was written back in 2005 by Edward Jaye, and features cookies in various sexual positions which include but are not limited to:

The First Posture

The Pair of Tongs

Pounding the Spot

and the more advanced

“Suspended Congress”

It’s Amazon description says it’s “The Kama Sutra meets The Joy of Cooking” which did a really great job of convincing me to buy it. NOW. See you in a few weeks guys.