It’s been a long time since high school, and by association my last discrete car hookup, but we all have to reminisce occasionally about how exciting and dangerous it felt gettin’ down in the back of your date’s Geo Metro (or whatever your first car was) a few blocks away from your parents’ house. Luckily, the readers over at Jalopnik did us a favor and reminded us of their top best cars to have sex in. So in case you’re still thinking about maybe getting frisky with a booty call in a cramped back seat any time in the future, we’ve got your ride right here.

5) Aston Martin DB5 Shooting Brake

Readers chose this one based on its James Bond reputation, except minus the ejection seat and too small back area. This Aston comes with a little more legroom in the form of its convenient back storage area.

4) Honda Element

I should hve guessed that the Element would make an appearance on this list with its foldable seats that basically turn the back of this roomy vehicle into a crappy motel sized bed. What I forgot about the car, though, is the fact that due to its lack of carpet in the interior, its “hose-ability” makes post-coital clean up a breeze!

3) Crown Victoria

A) In black, it resembles a police or detective vehicle. No one will question you awkwardly parked on the side of a busy highway. B) It has one of the most spacious back bench seats in the biz, and C) If anyone does bother you, resort to reason A and scream at the Peeping Tom that he’s interrupting extremely top-secret government investigations.

2) The Popemobile

Sure, it might be a little creepy knockin’ boots in a clear glass box that smells like Werther’s Originals, but imagine the sheer thrill it would be to get it on in the most holy of Catholic vehicles, combined with your undeniable exhibitionist side, COMBINED with the bulletproof glass that ensures you won’t end your life while getting a blowy while being driven around town, and you’ve got yourself one hell of a sex-mobile (which is fitting because hell is probably where you’re going after tainting this thing).

1) The El Camino

Because most of our generation was conceived in an El Camino off a dirt road after prom somewhere, it’s only fair that we pay tribute at #1 with the El Camino. Sure it screams back-country Alabama and the Dukes of Hazzard, but I mean, Bo and Luke were pretty damn sexy, so I’m okay with this choice. It’s no Hummer Limo or anything, but I’m sure it gets at one point got the job done.

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