Twitter is ablaze today with news that someone unearthed an interesting new aspect of Wikileaks’ founder Julian Assange’s past life. The Australian, who is currently in prison with no chance of bail for “sexual assault” (air quoting real hard over here) apparently had an online dating adventure about three to four years back on the popular dating site OKCupid. Photos, profile quotes, and quiz results are showing up all over the interwebz, and judging by some of what we saw, Mr. Assange REALLY should have joined OBC instead (in fact most of the headlines are “Assange’s online booty call” which we totally take offense to because it’s not an online booty call unless you get it from the OG OBC, OBVIOUSLY).

Our favorite quote from the controversial figure’s profile? “Passionate, and often pig headed activist intellectual seeks siren for love affair, children and occasional criminal conspiracy.”

I had to look up pig-headed because what? Apparently it means stubborn, contrary, perverse, and obstinate, so he’s a stubborn, smart, passionate dude looking for a fling, which is totally awesome and fitting with the OBC doctrine minus the children part ’cause YIKES. As you can see from the photo above, Assange isn’t a bad-looking guy, but we take offense to the photos below because a) you’re not about to rob a 7-11, and b) you’re not a twelve year old girl on MySpace.

Needless to say, with a few new photos (and probably a new haircut, Doc Brown), we think Mr. Assange would make a great addition to the OnlineBootyCall dating realm. He pushes the limits and isn’t afraid to break a few rules and sounds like he’s up for an risque OBC adventure. Now if only we could find a way to break him out of Wandsworth pris

BREAKING NEWS: BCU GIRL WAS JUST ARRESTED FOR CRIMES AGAINST THE STATE AND ALSO DOG FIGHTING AND ALSO… STEALING. YEP. STEALING. NO BAIL.