There are many, many things I would do for $5,000. Some of which are potentially illegal and would reflect poorly upon me as a person but oh well cause FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS. This winter, we’re excited to announce that we’re straight up GIVING AWAY $5,000 in prizes to the people who can make the most AWESOME, BRAIN-MELTINGLY PHENOMENAL OnlineBootyCall commercial. Starting right now, we’re throwing a contest for ANYONE (OBC members and non-members alike) to make their very own commercial that will be featured on our YouTube page. Plus, the top three videos will earn some serious cash: $500 for third place, $1500 for second, and of course a ridiculous $3,000 for first place! All for making a less-than-a-minute video!

You can find the rules right over here, and can check out our other YouTube videos for ideas.

Then it’s just a matter of time, so start planning on what to do with your cold hard cash money… perhaps a brand new wardrobe, a Microsoft Kinect, a partially paid for boob job, a sweet new laptop or phone, the new Rock Band, a sweet scooter, a trip to a tropical spot where it isn’t 12 degrees below zero (I’m looking at you, Midwest), or maybe just your rent for a few glorious relaxing months.Your options are endless, so put on your Steven Spielberg style baseball cap and get filming… the contest begins NOW!

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