File this under top three million reasons to stay single : you could find out too late that your husband is a steaming pile of douche.

That must be what Stacy Ferguson (aka Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas) is thinking about right now. According to reports, her husband (B-list actor Josh Duhamel [okay maybe A-list but this story kicks him down a notch]) was on board a plane this past Thursday when a flight attendant asked him politely on 3 seperate occasions to turn off his Blackberry. When he wouldn’t comply, the pilot was forced to turn the plane around, delaying the flight a whole 90 minutes extra. Witnesses say Josh was quite the little prick about it, too, laughing, being  “very rude” and “taunting the attendant.”

Mr. Duhamel was eventually kicked off the flight, proving that it doesn’t matter who you are or which crappy chick-flicks you’ve starred in, you do NOT talk back to flight attendants because they WILL make you their b*tch.

Poor Fergie-Ferg. I bet she had no idea that she had married a whiny, spoiled diva. She’s probably wishing she’d followed our advice and stayed single. Ah well. You live and learn (and spend the rest of your life tied down to a man-baby with a temper problem) right?

UPDATE: Josh’s reps are stating that he says, “he’s sorry.” OH WELL IN THAT CASE.

story via dlisted