Without knowing it, tabloid magazines have been giving free advertisements for OBC, did you know? No, we haven’t been sneaking subliminal messages in… but with the amount of articles detailing the many issues in celebrity marriages, they’ve basically just been contributing to our cause: the Cause for “Stay Single As Long As You Can Because Oh God The MISERY, THE MIIIISERRRYYYYY,’ of course.

Most recently, they decided to release the top 16 most expensive celebrity divorces in perfectly annotated slide show form. Seriously, we couldn’t hire an advertising firm to do better work than this. With crazy numbers, like Mel Gibson’s possibly having to give up $450 million, and the odd reverse situation of Madonna forking over between 76 and 92 million dollars to Guy Ritchie, the slide show reminds BOTH sexes of one of the perils of marriage: ALIMONY.

For once in your life, taking advice from a tabloid is a GOOD idea. Check out the rest of the slide show at US Magazine.