BRACE YOURSELF, PEOPLE.

For the next 69 hours, OBC is taking part in Cyber Monday (the online version of Black Friday) and offering ridiculous holiday discounts:

Monthly Gold membership for $6.99 a month, or

$69 dollars for a LIFETIME GOLD MEMBERSHIP

What does this mean? It means you can finally get something out of this holiday shopping weekend other than a lack of sleep, a bruised arm from that fist fight, or a crappy TV that someone put a magnet on top of during shipping. Remember, the happiest time of the year is almost here, and what could make you happier than a stocking full of BOOTY?

Sign up today (or login if you got on the OBC train a long time ago) and upgrade your membership for what is PENNIES a day.

Make December your best month for booty yet!

69 hours… the countdown begins!