Look. We women appreciate a guy who takes care of his body. We like someone who has a close relationship with their family. We definitely like a man who seems to have decent enough pride in cleanliness. However, those three things can easily be true in and of themselves without being in a photo together.

Now, I am stuck here wondering the conversation that lead up to this awkward photo.

“Hey, Grammy, would you do me a favor?”

“OF COURSE MY WIDDLE HONEY BUNCHES OF CREATINE, WHAT CAN GRAM-GRAM DO FOR YOU?”

“Will you take a photo for my dating profile?”

“NO WOMAN WILL EVER BE ENOUGH FOR MY BABY ‘ROID-CUPCAKE. NEVER. But okay fine give me the camera and take off your shirt. Blast some nips, the ladies love that.”

“Thanks, Nana, I love you.”

“WHAT BUTTON DO I PUSH Y’ALL?”

You heard right: Profile picture don’t #439: surprise awkward family appearances.