I would like to create an experiment wherein several hundred men are placed in a theater with dual screen goggles on. On one side, their favorite football team is in overtime against its rival, getting ever closer to winning the Super Bowl. And on the other screen? Three of their top picks for sexiest woman in the world, beginning to take of one article off clothing after the other. In this experiment, what do you think the guys would pay attention to? The heart-stopping game play or the three ladies stripping down? Sports or sex?

Well, that question isn’t at all answered in the video below. Instead we learn the simple answer to, “If a Tony Romo falls and breaks his collar bone in the middle of a game but the Cowboys suck anyway and also there is a super hot girl giving a lap dance in the row below you, DOES ANYONE CARE?”