November rages on, and we San Diegans desperately watch the Chargers hang on by a thread, despite their special teams having motor skills rivaling a Parkinson’s victim on cocaine. Unfortunately, we’ve begun to feel the consequences of football season: Monday hangovers, frazzled nerves from our failing fantasy teams, and of course, the extra pounds from the Sunday pizza, wings, and nacho binges.

All of that was forgotten for me this morning, however, when I discovered that the God of Snack Foods has decided to smile upon our shoulders once again by delivering us SPOONACHOS, spoon shaped nachos. That’s right, the ever-present problem of breaking chips or not enough cheese PSC (per square chip) is finally over with the invention of these incredible edible spoons. Now you can finally construct a nacho plate of perfectly rationed chips, and never again will a chip go lonely; buried under the others, depressingly lacking any sort of  —

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE: Another disappointment in my Sunday snacking world: Spoonachos are just a concept design, created by Denis Bostandzic, and thus, are only a figment of our collective drunk-munchies imagination. Let’s all cross our fingers that this incredible idea eventually comes to fruition.

And that Steve Crosby gets fired.