Welcome back to reality everyone, hope you had a fabulous Halloween weekend complete with partying  and costumes and friends and some booty (also hope you wore a love glove because unlike you, STDs don’t take days off)!

I personally decided to dress as the über-nerdy Nyota Uhura from Star Trek: The Original Series, which I had to remind people of constantly because people are dumb and apparently don’t care about the very important multi-cultural phenomenon that was the late 60s sci-fi adventure show but WHATEVER.

What did you go as? A sexy pop star? A talented basketball player? A basketball player who painted his face white (literally, white) and dressed as a pop star?

Oh wait no, that was Dwayne Wade. My bad.