Why? Because why not. Because we all now know that we’re living in a time of unimaginable crises and 2010 is pretty much the new 2012 and  sometimes something ridiculous needs to happen so we can all be reminded that in all reality, we are a bunch of mistakes walking around a giant round mistake making mistakes and for the most part everything that happens from birth until death is one big mistake. So, in honor of this Halloween weekend, can we all just stop taking everything so seriously and enjoy the fact that whatever happens, there are still iguanas that fart in bathtubs?

Happy Halloween, dummies.