With Halloween approaching, we know there are a lot of choices one should consider before officially deciding on a costume. Will it be serious or funny? Sexy or silly? A poignant portrayal of the very first African American president who, whether you agree with his platforms or not, can only be considered one of the most inspirational figures America has seen in some time or A SUPER RACIST CARICATURE OF HIM? And why the microphone? This could very well be a costume set for Dave Chapelle. Good one, Target.

This is the first installment of what NOT to be for Halloween. There will be more, I guarantee.