Countries Ranked By Penis Size
As residents of America’s Finest City, we were pretty proud of the news that San Diego ranks #3 on the top ten list of cities with the biggest penises. I mean, that’s something to be proud about, right? I’m pretty sure personality and intelligence are directly correlated to the size of one’s member, so obviously San Diego has the best people. It’s science.
However, we were less than excited when we found out that on a global scale, America’s collective penis size doesn’t even fall into the top 5 in the world. You know who comes in above us? Italy. ITALY! I guess we’re all going to have to start eating more carbs again. FIRE UP THE PASTA.
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The Biggest Penises in the EU | Booty Call U
December 6, 2011 @ 10:47 am
[…] reporting about 12.73 cm, or 5 inches. This new information is interesting when compared to the last time a penis size chart was compiled, where Denmark came in first place with a whopping 7 and a half inches. Perhaps there was a little […]
hotlava03
November 25, 2010 @ 10:34 pm
i guess u guys haven,t been to the big apple
u r wrong trust me your wrong lol,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
bk, qu, manh,haha wow