The Amazing Race is one of those shows that I never ever watch cause there is too much sappy “I couldn’t have done this without you” bulls— where I’m like, uh, yeah you could’ve, what if you had Bear Grylls himself with you? You’d have probably done way better because I doubt Bear is afraid of water slides.

Then I see videos like this and I wonder if I should be tuning into the show. Look at the perfect capture of that girl taking a watermelon to the dome. Look at the subsequent slow motion repeats of it. Look at the fact that this challenge involves slingshotting watermelons into suits of armor?

I thought I got enough ridiculous laughs out of watching people break their spines and spirits on Wipeout Tuesday and Thursday nights, but after this I think I could be gravely wrong.