Have you noticed that those Halloween Superstores always go in and take over bankrupt department stores right around late August? Like there is a shut down Mervyn’s over here that is suddenly full of cheap plastic wigs and skanky polyester nurse costumes, and no one has noticed the metaphorical creepiness of having a fear-based holiday theme store “possess” an old abandoned warehouse-sized building? Especially considering the people who work in said abandoned warehouses usually look like they could potentially be zombies in aprons?

Anyway, the 90 minute premiere of AMC’s “Walking Dead” series starts on Halloween, and the inner Rob Zombie fan in me is so excited I can barely contain myself and may have to commit to throwing a Halloween party just so that I don’t have to leave the house that night. Check out the preview above. It’ll pretty much blow your mind with awesomeness.