Remember a couple weeks ago when Snooki (UGH already) was arrested on the beach for looking, sounding, and smelling like the walking Black Plague of Jaeger Shots? According to the AP,

Prosecutors said at a hearing Wednesday that they will add the charge of annoying people on a beach to the two others the MTV reality show cast member faces after her arrest last month on the beach in Seaside Heights, where the show is based.

I have never in my life heard of someone being charged with annoying people, but if there is one person in the world who deserves it it would absolutely be that little viscous lump of hair dye and self-tanner. Also, I think it gives us all the right to make citizen’s arrests for the charge.

“Excuse me, guy in the Affliction shirt who is talking loudly about that girl you banged last night? You’re under arrest for being annoying. Your sentence? Public shaming. Now let’s see your penis.”