There was a distinct line at my elementary school between the kids who loved Sim City and the kids who loved Oregon Trail. I’ll be honest: I was a Sim City type of girl. Building towns and then watching them crumble at the hands of your hideously inept governing skills… it was AWESOME.

However, I am not one to deplore the merits of the only PC game that killed your grandma, so when this hilarious parody movie trailer hit the ol’ intarnetz, I had as hearty a laugh as anyone. Enjoy, and good luck with the dysentary.