In another case of “whoever let this fly is getting fired,” a recent article on the Daily Mail website featured a little extra tidbit that was definitely supposed to be edited out. As you can see, they used the ultra-hilarious penis metaphor “his meat and two,” which I will now be using every time I decide to reference someone’s junk, in a piece about a guy who got tasered in the groin.

Thanks, Daily Mail Reporter who obviously didn’t double check his work before hitting send, you have made us all excited as a puppy humping a teddy bear — this needs to be rephrased.