If you were to be asked which horribly unjust event was going on in the world as we speak, what would it be? The poverty in Darfur? The BP oil spill photos being Photoshopped to appear less horrific than they are? Well, you’re wrong, Bubbo. Nope: the biggest atrocity against humanity today is none other than Lindsay Lohan being cuffed and sent to jail for, brace yourself, a whopping 23 days, for violating probation and being an entitled spoiled brat. And also the drugs. The drugs too.

Don’t worry though, the hard-hitting journalists at TMZ are working hard to keep you updated on this most heart-wrenching of days. Their live feed of the courtroom is mind-blowingly relevant, as you can see below.