Having a dog is a full-time job. You have to be 100% dedicated to raising that dog, not unlike a child, because they require your time, attention, love, and poop-picking up skills to help them get through life, probably because (according to some scientist somewhere) dogs are just retarded wolves.

Needless to say, you should always take care of your dog and not count on other people to, because not only could your dog get sick, but they could be trained to wag their tail and get excited at the mention of — well… you’ll see.