Fat people are ruining our infrastructure!

You’ll note that BCU often discussing the benefits of staying fit (longer life, fertility, getting laid) as well as the consequences of being fat (higher risk of heart attack, having your fat harvested by murderers), and now we’re coming back atcha with another reason to get on the treadmill: your fat is clogging the drains and ruining our plumbing and sending us back to the 1500s when people crapped in buckets and threw it in the streets. DO YOU WANT THAT?!

According to news reports from the UK Independent, a project has begun beneath London streets, where workers, clad in full breathing masks and HazMat gear used shovels, pick-axes, and various other destructive tools to scrape massive walls of FAT away from the sewers. According to the Independent, the amount of fat that needs removal is enough to fill nine double-decker buses. I urge you not to picture that too vividly in your head or you may be nauseous for the rest of the day. Just sayin’.

Needless to say, the clean up is expected to take a couple weeks. Why don’t you use that time and get yourself on South Beach or P90X or something. For the sake of our country!

DO IT FOR AMERICA!