In “America is a country of fatties” news, Carl’s Jr. Has come up with a medical phenomenon: a heart-attack inducing sandwich! It’s called the Footlong Cheeseburger, and the name says it all: it’s essentially a 12 inch sub sandwich except subtract the good for you turkey or chicken and add group up beef and cheddar and ketchup and mayo.

I suppose this is a good thing — if you’re really trying to off yourself and want an easy (and probably delicious!) way out, cram one of these into your gullet every day for a week and I’m sure you’ll be on the road to Cardia-Arrestville! Bon voyage!