After much scientific research, I have come to the theory that the vuvuzela sucks in 48 ways (so far). Reasons 1 through 46 are all related to the horrific, mind-numbing noise they make. Reason 47 is they have spawned a whole new breed of un-funny, psuedo-racist memes. Reason 48 is, yep, you guessed it, DRUG TRAFFICKING.

A Peruvian drug lord has discovered a new use for the Satanic hell-sounding “instrument”: hiding marijuana with the intent to sell. Two women were arrested in Lima on Tuesday for carrying vuvuzelas packed with 100 bags of weed, outside of a school. Like, “hey, what do you want to do today?” “Oh, I don’t know, how about we stuff a bunch of pot into our universally-hated-death-trumpets and go try and sell it to some kids?” “SPLENDID.”

This is the last straw, you guys. We should have a Puritanical era book burning except for instead of books we burn these ear-blasting, throat-exploding drug-peddling plastic monstrosities.

I would genuinely rather listen to these beasts.