Reuters is a very highly respected news organization from which we get most of our to-the-minute news on environmental issues and political scandals and also alligators wearing sandals sometimes.

That being said, WTF, REUTERS.

We’d like to believe that whoever came up with that DAZZLING headline is just the greatest undercover comedian of all time who even thought to chose a verb with the word “SUCK” in it, but let’s be honest, they’ve never shown signs of that being the case.

What do you think?