What is the deal with Lakers fans? Seriously, you guys are almost as bad as Raiders fans these days, and combined, you’re basically just turning our entire state into one big freakshow of people who take professional sports more seriously than their jobs and families. Like, hooray! Our favorite sports team won! Let’s push over taxi cabs and shoot people and also set a building on fire? Because we won! Hooray! I don’t get it.

Either way, congrats, Lakers, you guys somehow managed to win despite fairly crappy playing by everyone involved. Luckily the Celts were even worse. I mean, come on, will someone let Old Man Wallace retire already? He tries so hard but seriously, he is like 97 years old. And with Kendrick Perkins on the sidelines (in a lime green shirt, how cute), the fatigue of the team just got them down.

Kobe won MVP (WOW HOW UNEXPECTED), but I personally thought in this series Pau was the player to watch. That man is tall and gangly and looks like a Muppet, but damn, he is good at basketball.

Oh man, all this talking about sports I don’t understand has really got me all Wallace’d out. HAHA! Get it?! Because he’s so old!

Oh and one last thing. Khloe Kardashian. What. Are. You. Wearing.