Hooray, it’s time for BCU’s weekly Obviously Obvious news!

Despite right-wing attempts at promoting abstinence only education, downplaying the effectiveness of condoms, and using fear tactics to scare kids into thinking everyone has AIDS, many people are still having sex before marriage. And by many, I mean a lot, and by a lot, I mean most. In fact, a recent report showed that by the time they reach their wedding day, only one in seven women are still married! One in seven!

Alarmingly enough, these same women are still wearing white, still having extravagant weddings, and still letting Mommy and Daddy foot the bill. Somehow, women and men having sex before marriage hasn’t cause the world to implode… crazy, right?!

So, OBCers, get out there, and let’s drop that number to zero of seven!

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