Sorry, readers. I got your hopes, dreams, and probably a certain tangible body part up when I promised you a post featuring the hottest South African Exports yesterday, and then I failed to deliver. You have every right to flog me via angry comment.

I’d like to say that I burned my fingertips off on a fireball, or that my hands were shattered by a speeding bullet train, but the truth is I just plum forgot. With all the excitement around Woody’s goal kick and Sexomnia and the disparity I feel at the thought of another ruined Lucasfilm franchise — the hot girl post fell to the wayside.

So with my deepest, humbles, apologies, I bring you, the top 5 hottest South African Exports.

5) Tatum Keshwar Miss South Africa 2008

4) Dominique Piek – Swimsuit model

3) Candice Boucher — Playboy’s Miss April 2010

2) Candice Swanepoel —  Victoria’s Secret model

1) Charlize Theron — Actress

There you have it. The hottest ladies to come out of South Africa — host of the 2K10 World Cup, that starts… (eeeeeee!!!!) TOMORROWWWWW!

All photos from BroBible