TGIF, woo hoo! It’s Friday, San Diego weather is at a balmy 75 degrees, and OH YEAH, The Official BCU World Cup countdown is at T-minus 7 days! Aiiiyyyeee!

Today’s World Cup update is a little more depressing than we’d like, but were determined to report all the WC2k10 news, good or bad. This news definitely falls into the latter category — England’s World Cup team has been mandated by their manager Fabio Capello, to keep their junk in their pants and their WAGs at home.

These rules are apparent attempts to undo the damage that one Miss Abigail Clancy caused in 2006 for her fiance Peter Crouch — during the last World Cup in Germany she was allegedly caught at cocaine parties, hooking up with an ex, and the drama caused a huge distraction to her man and his teammates.

According to Asia One news, manager Capello has installed high def TVs in all the players rooms to ensure no funny business goes down, and the players are not pleased… but Capello is determined to “avoid a repeat of the last World Cup… where the WAGs’ boozy antics were blamed for ruining the team’s chances of glory.”

We wonder if Capella realizes that a lack of booty could also be detrimental to his teams chances of winning…

Can someone get him on the phone for me? We need to talk.