I was never really a fan of Shrek. I mean, sure it had some funny parts, and any movie with a character named “Puss” is gonna make me laugh like a pre-pubescent boy, but as a whole, the Shrek trilogy (four-logy?) just was a big barrel of blah in my book.

And now, there is a new reason to hate Shrek, he’s polluting the city with advertisements for his new McDonalds McFlurry flavor, called “Mint Ogre-load.” If that doesn’t conjure up enough disgusting green monster masturbation imagery for you, the sign helps you out with a conveniently hidden hand and a face that looks like it could be saying, ‘OH YEAAAHHH.”

Thanks Disney, for making me feel dirty.