Talk about  party poopers.

A Chinese computer science professor was recently arrested and jailed for 3 and a half years for admitting to holding orgies, or as he called them, “swinging games,” which sounds more like youth baseball camp if you ask me, but hey, I guess I don’t know that much about orgies.

53-year-old Ma Yaohai, along with office workers, taxi drivers and sales clerks from his online group, usually met at his house for the orgies, but when they decided to hold one at a hotel, he and 5 others were caught and jailed for what is called “group licentiousness.”

I had to look up licentiousness in a dictionary, but apparently it means “sexually unrestrained.”

Sounds like the Chinese government is bo-ring.