Scanning the last, oh, 5 or so articles, I’ve realized a trending topic on BCU: Penis. Or, more specifically, penis, penis, porn, pope penis, and penis, respectively.

So to clear your palate of awkward posts about penis and porn, here is a video very motivated and confident man smashing his face into a piece of wood. Like, 10 times. It is literally the best thing you will see all day.