Recently, Nike released a new somewhat-heart wrenching and completely unnecessary ad, where Tiger Woods manages to hold his recently acquired sad-shameful-apologetic-tired-victimized-horny face for a never-ending 33 seconds. Meanwhile, in the background, the voice of his deceased father Earl gives him the “I’m not mad, I’m disappointed” speech that we all knew and hated at age 16.

Boring.

Instead, here is the commercial they should have used, remastered with Tiger’s hilarious voice mail to one of his mistresses. So, so much better.