Remember Tiger Woods? And that thing he did? I don’t know, some boring garbage about a couple affairs or whatever? It’s all a dull haze now that we have Sandra Bullock and her unfaithful headcase neo-Nazi husband. We Americans are great at forgiveness if someone else does something worse than you!

Anyway, Tiger Woods had another press conference this week just prior to the Masters, and discussed his future in golf, and apologized, and thanked his fans, and all that nonsense. The best part of this conference was nothing that Tiger did. It was instead the comical innuendo of the news caption writers. Check out this gem: