Here’s the thing about body hair, guys. There is a fine line between sexy and creepy, and unintentionally falling into the creepy category is pretty much a dealbreaker with women. Although there are those women who are into the hairy body thing, most are repulsed by over the top hair anywhere other than your head or legs. Here are some general rules to follow to ensure that you don’t get dropped for your unfortunate lack of manscaping.

1. Back hair

All sorts of no. No lady wants to run her fingers through thick, lustrous hair… while trying to give you a back scratch. I would suggest going the full nine yards for this one and try waxing… it lasts longer and will minimize ingrown hairs, which, as you might guess, are equally as disgusting as the back hair in general.

2. Nose hair and ear hair

Unless you are over the age of 70, it’s not okay to have hair protruding from your nose or ears. Every guys likes a sexy nibble on the ear, but I can promise you that no woman will venture there if it’s possible she gets a waxy hair stuck in her teeth. Bust out some tweezers for these hair to shave areas.

3. Ass hair

Must I explain this one? Get rid of it. I don’t care how, just do it.

4. The unibrow

Unless you are Persian, an avid World of Warcraft player, or 80 years old, rockin’ a unibrow is just plain lazy. A quick tweeze every few days should take care of it.

5. The chest

The chest is a tough one. One one hand, no chick wants a raccoon-looking beast over your nips, but on the other hand, she doesn’t want creepy hairless baby chest either. Keep in in control with a nice trim job and you’ll look manicured without looking too metro.