Somebody in the UK seriously loves their dildos!!

An anonymous bidder (surprise, surprise) paid a whopping £3,600 (over $5 grand) for a pair of wooden phallus-shaped carvings that apparently date back to the 1700s. One is 10 inches long and the other is 11, not including the testicles.

Although we’d rather not picture what this “anonymous bidder” looks like, we still have to laugh at what much have been a giggle-filled auction.
“You might laugh but it’s a good opportunity for investment,” auctioneer Wendy Wood told bidders.

Apparently she knows our maturity level.

Read the full story at the Bellfast Telegraph