It seems as though matters of national security were put on hold for a few days as President Obama constructed his March madness predictions. [Insert commentary about college basketball, because I seriously know nothing about the subject] While the president is known for making bold statements, for the bracket he went the safe route, choosing University of Kansas to be National Champions.

He also apparently picked his Final Four for women’s basketball, which is just funny, cause we all know no one cares about women’s basketball.