We’re all about having fun at BCU, but as we are your one stop shop for dating and sex advice, it’s time we get serious about putting a little excitement into your lackluster sex life. Unfortunately, the economy’s in a bit of a slump, and trips to the top of the Eiffel Tower are out of the question for most. Here are some great places to have hot sex without spending an arm and a leg.

1. An abandoned classroom

I don’t know if you’ve heard, but the recession has hit the California budget hard, and state funded education has taken quite a beating. At a given state university, as many as half the classes have been cut, leaving open classrooms just about everywhere. Sneaking into an old arts classroom (those classes were the first to go) and getting it on at a professor’s desk will make you forget you had to sell your car to buy groceries.

2. A conference room

Poor guy, gotta pull extra hours at the office to make rent this month? No problem, ask a sexy friend to do you a favor and bring you some late-night dinner, and perhaps she can stay for some dessert ;)!

3. A lifeguard tower

Beach sex is the new missionary- boring, boring, boring. Take the extra step and get yourself up into a lifeguard tower. The sex will be incredible, and you won’t have to worry about… chafing.

4. At a library

Who can afford to shell out money for books these days? With such an economic downturn, many are getting back into libraries- You know… the library- That quiet place you got information before the internet? Hunt one down and then get busy between the shelves. But keep it down or you’ll get a mighty “Shhhh,” from an underpaid librarian.

5. On a golf course

Of course, we don’t assume you can afford to go on one during the day, but a sexy hook up on the green will be the hottest hole in one you’ve ever shot. Yes, we know that pun is terrible.