In an office where the word “duty” incites 3rd-grader-like giggles, it is no surprise that CollegeHumor’s post about the top oddly sexual product names would cause almost painfully immature bouts of hysterical laughter. And although you may not have the same sense of humor as this bunch of short-bus riding geeks, we thought we’d share our top 5 favorites.

1) Flaming Blue Balls

Yes, flaming blue balls. I have to believe that the creators of this product knew what they were doing. I mean, wouldn’t you assume that a ball that was flaming would be red? A fiery, fiery red? I mean, I know that at really hot temperatures fire can turn blue, but I don’t believe that a low-grade, black market fireworks distributor would take that into consideration.

2)Booty Goo

Because I’m sure having to change a baby’s rashy, diarrhea-scented diaper isn’t gross enough, they’ve created a product called Booty Goo, complete with a picture of a baby and his obscenely huge butt.

3) The Nut TwisterHow are you feeling right about now, gentlemen? Good? Little queasy, maybe? Here, let me help. Go ahead and imagine your “walnuts” being strategically placed into this quality William Bounds nut twister and then twisted. Twisted until the shell breaks. Feel better now? I thought so.

4) Splügen

After a long hard week in the office, nothing makes a Friday better than downing a delicious frothy bottle of Splügen. Don’t forget to pour it right so it has the proper amount of head. Too far? Nah, I didn’t think so.

5) Wack Off!

I’m not even really sure what the manufacturer was going for in this case. I mean, I suppose you “wack” bugs? And I guess you want to keep said bugs “off” you… right? However, those two words strung together make absolutely no sense except to make the girl in Wal-Mart who found it laugh really, really hard.