How to NOT Get a Second Date
There are few moments as pleasant as feeling on a first date like “yeah, I’d like to do this again.” Maybe it’s when you’re both laughing so hard you’re in tears, or maybe it’s after a very satisfying romp in the bedroom, but either way – thinking “I can’t wait for round 2” feels very nice.
These people, unfortunately, did NOT have that experience. Check out these stories below that made singles think, “nope, not doing that again.”
“I was once on a date with a girl that was initially going well until about halfway through the date, when she began to mention her ex and how much we looked alike. She kept asking if I had a brother (which I do) and then proceeded to show me pictures of said ex so that I could agree I looked like him? (I did not think we did!) That wasn’t even the final straw. She went on to tell me how he cheated on her and treated her badly while casually dropping the line, ‘I tried to kill him once… he is lucky he got out of that one’ with a straight face, no hints of sarcasm. I immediately got up and left after that.”
“I went on a first date with a man who explained what was wrong with each of the last eight women he’d gone on first dates with. For one, it was her calves.”
“I gave my cell number to a guy at the end of our first date. He called later that evening to tell me he’d done a little research and found out that I was married, mentioned my ‘husband’s’ name and called me a liar and a cheat. The name was my dad’s. We were on a family share plan. Needless to say, there wasn’t a second date.”
“One time, I was on a date and before the appetizers even came out, he said ’You may be 6?0 standing up, but i’m 6?0 laying down.? I immediately said, ‘Check please!’”
“Within the first 10 minutes, my date said, ‘I have a restraining order against my ex-wife, but she’s still my best friend and the love of my life.’
“I was running a bit behind to the date so I texted him to let him know and he offered to order me a drink. I arrived to a traditionally handsome finance bro about 10 years my senior, holding a salted rim, spicy margarita. After we cheersed, we locked eyes to take our first sip and just as the liquid was about to hit my lip, he blurted out, loudly, ‘I can make any woman orgasm.’ No ‘How was your day?’ Not one ‘What is your favorite movie?’ Just right out of the gate with orgasming.”