Porn stars, while usually 30-50% silicone, are some of the hottest women in the world. With HD cameras all up in their everything, their job is to keep their bodies tight and tanned! Lots of guys dream of dating a porn star and getting to hook up with a girl who is so good at sex people pay her to watch it. However, there are a few reasons why dating a porn star would not be the best thing in the world. Guyism.com provided us with some advice that might put a damper on those desires.

5. Every guy will hit on her.

This is the least of your worries. Sure, you might end up getting in a few fights to swat away creepy dudes who disrobe your girlfriend with their eyes, but that’s the price you pay to sleep with one of the sexiest women in the world.

4. You’ll have to go to award shows and film openings.

We’re not talking the VMA’s or Marley and Me, we’re talking full-fledged porn premieres and award shows for “The Biggest Junk in the San Fernando Valley.” It must be tremendously uncomfortable to be in a giant theater with a bunch of dudes while 90% of them (and you) have some pants-adjustment issues.

3. Everything she’s done has been well “documented.”

She’s been a porn star since before you started dating her. So, there are a lot of people in the world who’ve been seeing your lady naked for the past 3 years. When you introduce her to you buddies, they’ll probably respond with, “OH YEAH, I know you!” Which is pretty awkward.

2. Telling your mother is going to be… awkward.

Let’s be honest, you can’t keep telling Mom she’s a model. Porn stars just have an air about them that says, “I have sex on camera,” and eventually you’ll have to share with your mom, aunt, sister, and grandma that the girl you’re bringing to the family picnic has starred in “Picnic Hotties 3.”

1. You will never want to ask about her work day.

I’m sorry, but there is just no guy in the world who will keep their dignity and security when their girlfriend says, “Ugh, I’m so tired, we had to film that shower scene like 45 times!” Whether or not she’s bringing home the big bucks, the thought of your lady slobbering all over some other dude will not be appealing. Not to mention the fact that she’ll probably be totally over sex by the time she gets home, thus obliterating the whole point of dating a porn star.