We were all thirsty in college, no? With endless booze, a bunch of co-eds with the best bodies they will ever have, and absolutely no parental supervision, it’s no surprise if you got a little “wild” in your university days – but sometimes it was less HOT HOT HOT and more cringe cringe cringe. Like these stories, via BuzzFeed:

“I still cringe at the time I hooked up with a guy from class, and as he was getting ready to finish, he said he wanted to make me a Twinkie. I laughed so hard that he couldn’t finish, and he left angrily. He stopped looking at me during class for the rest of the semester.”

“After we had sex, he sat in the fetal position on the edge of my bed and asked for a ‘review.’ His eyes were welling up, and I swore he was on the verge of tears.”

“This guy was getting close to finishing, and he asked me where I wanted him to bust. I said my CHEST, but he must’ve misheard me because he said ‘Okay,’ pulled out, leaned over, and shot his stuff all over the DRESS I’d been wearing earlier that night. It was my first time wearing that dress too! There are still stains on it.”

“During my freshman year of college, I went to a wine Wednesday event at a frat with some girls in my sorority. I ended up hooking up with this guy who came in my eye and left horrendous hickeys on my neck. I had to get up super early the next morning for therapy, and he had the nerve to say, ‘Your therapist must have a field day with you.’ Not my finest moment.”

“This one guy was railing me so damn hard and fast — it was wild! Unfortunately, he pulled a little too far back on one of his strokes and bent his dick so hard he ended up in the hospital.”