Would You Sleep With Elon Musk?
Elon Musk was in the headlines recently (when has he not been, I guess), for claiming that he hasn’t gotten laid “in ages”. While that’s certainly confusing considering he has a young child, people are wondering how one of the world’s richest men hasn’t gotten someone, at least someone, in the sack in the recent past.
As Vice points out, it’s an obvious thirst trap — one that will surely end his dry spell (if it even exists) by way of Twitter DMs. According to the outlet, singles are lining up to take one for the team and help Elon out of his rut.
“I can help just for practice. It’s a good workout,” says @meta_rach. “I volunteer,” says @LaciMarieKnight, who has a bunch of Musk-related hashtags and a Musk quote in her bio.
“OMG, now you’re gonna have girls lining up outside your house and it going to be a looooong line,” @chick_check88 replied. Is it??
“Bullshit bro. I’m happily married with an amazing wife; even she understands if I helped you out. She would even be proud of me. Even if I myself would feel like shit. Lol thats like hell for me but I would do it. Lol.,” replied @BanksyMaximo
So – would you do it? Would you have a booty call with Elon?