When it comes to booty, there are a few rules that are non-negotiable: be safe. Ascertain consent. Know it’s legal. But there are other rules too, ones that we don’t speak of but that we hope everyone follows — and over on Reddit, users shared their unspoken rules of sex. Here are a few of our favorites, via BuzzFeed.
“Cut and sand down any fingernails you plan to put inside another person.”
“Wash your ass. Literally. Use water and soap on your bunghole, don’t rely on paper alone. Nothing ruins doggy like a nasty smell in your face when they bend over — and who wants to suck a dick that’s two inches from yesterday’s breakfast?”