We all love a good life hack, from money saving tips to safety and productivity techniques that just make life easier. That would apply to our sex lives too, don’tcha think? Here are 5 NSFW life hacks to vagina owners out there.

1. This vibrator purchasing tip: “When buying a vibrator, test a new vibrator on the tip of your nose. If it feels good, it will feel good down there. If it makes you sneeze, it will be able to make you orgasm. Everybody’s preference is different, so glowing references from others don’t mean too much when it comes to the sensation.”
2. On buying SAFE sex toys: “Sex toy brands are unregulated and most big brands lie about their products being body safe. If it’s that pretty see-through jelly? Nope. Not safe. If it has a fruity/chemical smell? Not safe. If it holds onto smell despite washing it? Not safe. If it melts when other toys touch the silicone? Not safe. Safe silicone is un-reactive and doesn’t melt. 100% platinum-grade silicone is expensive. Do some research into what brands are actually platinum-grade.”
3. When ya wanna give the gift of BJs that keep on giving: “Tensing your hand in a tight fist will dampen your gag reflex.”
4. For two-in-one relief: “Got a stuffy nose making it hard to sleep? Orgasms can clear that up temporarily, probably long enough to fall asleep. Bonus, you’ll feel a little sleepier after, too.”
5. Apparently, orgasms are the heal-all we need: “Orgasms are great for (temporary) relief from period cramps. I get extremely painful ones, and usually, I can’t go the first day without a few.”